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I need to get laid.
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Maggie
2006-06-06 00:29:33 UTC
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Line forms to the right.

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HeatherOK
2006-06-07 04:17:03 UTC
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Post by Maggie
Line forms to the right.
I need a massage. I need a pay raise. I need for those things to get
funded so that we can have jobs next year. I need for the new nephew
to be put up for adoption so he will have a chance in life.

At this point, I'll talk dirty and let Hubby take matters in his own
hands. I'm just too tired and not in the mood.
Maggie
2006-06-07 16:36:10 UTC
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Post by HeatherOK
Post by Maggie
Line forms to the right.
I need a massage. I need a pay raise. I need for those things to get
funded so that we can have jobs next year. I need for the new nephew
to be put up for adoption so he will have a chance in life.
At this point, I'll talk dirty and let Hubby take matters in his own
hands. I'm just too tired and not in the mood.
Heather, fond as I am of you, and adoring you as I do, surely you
realize that you and i will just have to remain platonic
friends....LOL.

I had something more along the lines of Gerard Deipardieu in mind.

Maggie
HeatherOK
2006-06-09 04:19:27 UTC
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Post by Maggie
I had something more along the lines of Gerard Deipardieu in mind.
Sweetie, when I go back to the new Italian place in town, I'll be sure
to get photos of the Adonis with the beautiful blue eyes and have him
speak Italian to you all night long!

In all seriousness, I've been stressed to the utmost maximum with a
problem on the in law side and the fact that I finally had to become
the bad guy by first saying that you can shut up and stop whining
about the situation or get off of your ass and do something about it
(and offering to get it done for them) and then following it up with
the fact that I didn't want to hear it anymore but they can't seem to
learn on that one. At least Hubby's running interference.

At this point, I'll settle for this long blonde haired, well built
stud muffin whose hands are magic and melt the stress away with a good
massage with hot stones for a couple of hours. I'll gladly share my
Sweedish masseuse named Sven with you! (Now to find him...)
Garson
2006-06-10 19:20:10 UTC
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Post by HeatherOK
Post by Maggie
I had something more along the lines of Gerard Deipardieu in mind.
Sweetie, when I go back to the new Italian place in town, I'll be sure
to get photos of the Adonis with the beautiful blue eyes and have him
speak Italian to you all night long!
In all seriousness, I've been stressed to the utmost maximum with a
problem on the in law side and the fact that I finally had to become
the bad guy by first saying that you can shut up and stop whining
about the situation or get off of your ass and do something about it
(and offering to get it done for them) and then following it up with
the fact that I didn't want to hear it anymore but they can't seem to
learn on that one. At least Hubby's running interference.
At this point, I'll settle for this long blonde haired, well built
stud muffin whose hands are magic and melt the stress away with a good
massage with hot stones for a couple of hours. I'll gladly share my
Sweedish masseuse named Sven with you! (Now to find him...)
setting high goals huh.garson cross
HeatherOK
2006-06-11 21:17:53 UTC
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Post by Garson
setting high goals huh.garson cross
I forgot this was a running joke and one you all weren't aware of.
Here's how it works:

Where I work, people aren't very internet savvy. In fact, they are
very internet ignorant. I'm constantly showing them new little tricks
and explaining about things. One of the big things I talk about with
a few of the single women who have posted on those online dating sites
and how the pictures and descriptions on the profiles weren't even
close to what the men really were. I even had to show one woman that
a couple of her dates had criminal records, complete with photos from
the state Dept. of Corrections.

Anyway, one of the things that I stress is that on the internet,
anyone can be who they want to be. So we joke that every guy out
there on the net is this tall, long blonde haired, blue eyed, muscular
hunk of man named Sven who is a masseuse and is good with his hands.
The one gal still using dating sites (I wish I could get her on
e-Harmony) prints out a profile on occasion and asks us our opinion
about this new Sven she's got her eye on.

I'm happily married, and my husband has almost no hair and what little
he has is dark. I like my men realistic looking and who look like
someone I can curl up on the couch or in bed with. Another running
joke at the office is that most of us watch "Dog the Bounty Hunter" on
A&E and we come in the next day with everyone but me drooling over
Leland. They like him because he looks like he's the bad boy with a
heart of gold, and they tease me because I like his older son Duane
Lee. My husband teases me all the time because he likes Beth, not
only for her attitude (that he says reminds me of him) but because
she's rather chesty and he likes his women chesty.
Maggie
2006-06-11 23:27:01 UTC
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setting high goals huh.garson cross
I forgot this was a running joke and one you all weren't aware of.
Actually,, launching this thread was probably self distructive or at
least self sabatoging on my part and offended a person i'm fond of.
You've just gotten caught in the crossfire.

it will pass.

M
Harry
2006-06-13 23:38:50 UTC
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Post by Maggie
Post by HeatherOK
Post by Garson
setting high goals huh.garson cross
I forgot this was a running joke and one you all weren't aware of.
Actually,, launching this thread was probably self distructive or at
least self sabatoging on my part and offended a person i'm fond of.
You've just gotten caught in the crossfire.
it will pass.
M
Harry
2006-06-13 23:41:40 UTC
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Post by Maggie
Post by HeatherOK
Post by Garson
setting high goals huh.garson cross
I forgot this was a running joke and one you all weren't aware of.
Actually,, launching this thread was probably self distructive or at
least self sabatoging on my part and offended a person i'm fond of.
You've just gotten caught in the crossfire.
it will pass.
M
"I want to thank you for that powerfullest expression of your
emotions."-from "Cape Fear",Robert DeNiro-as Max Cady
Harry
2006-06-14 19:53:03 UTC
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Post by Garson
setting high goals huh.garson cross
I forgot this was a running joke and one you all weren't aware of.
Actually,, launching this thread was probably self distructive or at
least self sabatoging on my part and offended a person i'm fond of.
You've just gotten caught in the crossfire.
it will pass.
M
"I want to thank you for that powerfullest expression of your
emotions."-from "Cape Fear",Robert DeNiro-as Max Cady
at least I am getting turned down by a better class of women.Harry
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