Post by Garsonsetting high goals huh.garson cross
I forgot this was a running joke and one you all weren't aware of.
Here's how it works:
Where I work, people aren't very internet savvy. In fact, they are
very internet ignorant. I'm constantly showing them new little tricks
and explaining about things. One of the big things I talk about with
a few of the single women who have posted on those online dating sites
and how the pictures and descriptions on the profiles weren't even
close to what the men really were. I even had to show one woman that
a couple of her dates had criminal records, complete with photos from
the state Dept. of Corrections.
Anyway, one of the things that I stress is that on the internet,
anyone can be who they want to be. So we joke that every guy out
there on the net is this tall, long blonde haired, blue eyed, muscular
hunk of man named Sven who is a masseuse and is good with his hands.
The one gal still using dating sites (I wish I could get her on
e-Harmony) prints out a profile on occasion and asks us our opinion
about this new Sven she's got her eye on.
I'm happily married, and my husband has almost no hair and what little
he has is dark. I like my men realistic looking and who look like
someone I can curl up on the couch or in bed with. Another running
joke at the office is that most of us watch "Dog the Bounty Hunter" on
A&E and we come in the next day with everyone but me drooling over
Leland. They like him because he looks like he's the bad boy with a
heart of gold, and they tease me because I like his older son Duane
Lee. My husband teases me all the time because he likes Beth, not
only for her attitude (that he says reminds me of him) but because
she's rather chesty and he likes his women chesty.